Clever Clips

"You can’t repent too soon because you don’t know how soon it will be too late." ELRay Christiansen, Assistant to the Quorum of the Twelve

Even if you could take it with you, it would probably melt...Sterling W. Sill  

Thrift is a great quality, especially in an ancestor...Sterling W. Sill

“Prophesy is history in reverse.”  Ezra Taft Benson

"When a teacher ends the class, he should leave his students with something to do before they return."...Former Stake President

"God is never surprised."  Neal A. Maxwell

"An egotist will never get anywhere in this world because he thinks he is already there."  And  "Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."  Elder Marvin J. Ashton

"A man or woman with God is always in the majority." Knox, Christian Reformer

Three quotes from an unknown author: "Grandmas have sticky fingers, dirty ovens and happy kids."  "Men seldom remember and women seldom forget."  "You say I'm cute when I'm mad, so now I'm about to get gorgeous."

"The brain is a muscle. Exercise it and it grows." Unknown

"No one ever lost his shirt with his sleeves rolled up."  Spencer W. Kimball

"We should be more concerned with the long life after this than with the short life now."  Cicero

"What would we know if we did not have the scriptures?  We'd be like a boat on the water without a rudder to steer it.  We'd stay afloat but never come in to port."  Elder LeGrand Richards

"A man who lives for himself is likely to be corrupted by the company he keeps."  James E. Faust

"You can't tell me that worry doesn't work.  The things I worry about never happen."  Boyd K. Packer

"What?  Me contentious?  I'm not and I'll fight anyone who says I am!"  Marvin J. Ashton

"Poetry is language dressed up in its best clothes."  Sterling W. Sill

"The harder you fight for something, the harder it is to surrender." Vince Lombardi