Friday, June 26, 2015

How Could This Be?


The Patriarch

A good friend told me the following, which I have paraphrased:

When I served as First Counselor in the stake presidency we were in need of a stake patriarch.  As often as we could, we would go to the temple fasting, so that we might be inspired as to whom in our stake the Lord had chosen.  This went on for about five months but we still only felt a ‘stupor of thought’ when names would arise in our minds. 

Finally, I received a revelation that I was the one the Lord had chosen.  I thought that this could not be.  I was sure there were others more worthy than me.  I attempted to share the news with my wife but before I could, she told me that I was the one.  Next I went to the stake president and he asked me, “Do you know who the Lord has chosen as the new patriarch?”  I answered that I did know but that I dare not answer.  The president replied, “It is you!”

The story of how my calling came about, still fills me with deep emotion.  I was released from my position and set apart as the patriarch of the stake where I have served for over eight years.  I have enjoyed this position very much and it has been a blessing to me and my family.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

A Little Extra Humor


Part of a talk given by David B. Haight April General Conference 1981

Scott Hall is an unusual young man. His father, Garth, is an assistant coach for the Brigham Young University football team.  Recently Scott asked his mother for a white shirt.

“But you have all of these other beautiful colored shirts. Why do you want a white shirt?” asked his mother.  “I just have to have a white shirt,” he said.

“But why?” his mother asked.  Scott replied, “I can’t be a missionary without a white shirt.”

Scott is two years old…

Recently a California family, driving through St. George, Utah, on vacation, was attracted by the unusual architecture of the St. George Temple. They walked around the building, admiring its beauty.  Having a little time to spare, the parents entered the information center; their two young children crossed the street to sit under the shade of a tree near our meetinghouse.

A teacher, calling the children in to Primary and seeing the two young visitors, said, “Come on in to Primary.” They went in.  The parents, now finished at the information center, started looking for the children. After searching for nearly an hour, they saw them come out of the chapel.

The father said, “We’ve been looking all over for you. Where have you been?” They replied, “We’ve been to Primary.”  “Primary! What’s Primary?”

“Primary is where you learn about Jesus; and, besides, Daddy, you shouldn’t be smoking!” Their father just about swallowed his cigar.

He remarked, “Let’s get on our way. We’re way behind schedule.”

The children said, “We can’t go.”  “Can’t go! Why not?”

“We are in a play.”  “A play?” he asked.  “Yes,” they replied, “and the play isn’t until next week, and we have to stay all week for rehearsals.”

The family stayed in St. George for a week!  The children rehearsed; the parents were taught the gospel; and the whole family was baptized…

Football came to our country town later than most. The school board had neither the money for equipment nor a coach. Then the great day arrived. Our high school principal was able to buy twelve inexpensive football outfits, except the expensive cleated football shoes (we used our basketball shoes), and our coach was recruited from the faculty because he had witnessed a game.

We learned a few simple plays, how to tackle—or so we thought—and set off for our first game with Twin Falls, the previous year’s Idaho state champions.

We dressed and went out on the field to warm up. Their school band started to play (they had more students in the band than we had in our entire high school), and then through the gates came their team. The twelve of us—a full team of eleven plus one all-round substitute—watched in amazement as they kept coming through the gates—all thirty-nine of them in full uniform.

The game was most interesting! To say it was a learning experience is rather mild. After two plays we didn’t have any desire to have the ball—so we would kick it, and soon they would score. When they got the ball, they would run a baffling play and score. Our problem was to get rid of the ball—it was less punishing.

In the final minutes of the game they became a little reckless. A wild pass fell into the arms of Clifford Lee, who was playing halfback with me. He was startled, not knowing for sure what to do—until he saw the “Dallas Cowboys” thundering after him. Then he knew what to do. He was fast. He wasn’t running for points, but for his life! Clifford made a touchdown; six points went up on the board. The final score—106 to 6! We really didn’t deserve the six points, but with our torn shirts and socks and our bruises, we took them anyway.

A learning experience? Of course! An individual or a team must be prepared. In all things success depends upon previous preparation.