
THE MISADVENTURES OF JETHRO P. SUGGINS, SSGT, USAF
Episode 3 - (Wherein our hero gets his wings)
J.P. was depressed. Since his chewing out last month from the
Propulsion Branch boss, for missing an appointment every supervisor in the outfit was after him. It didn't matter that he was innocent and that it
was the only appointment he'd missed since he could remember. To make
things worse, he'd been having a fight with his wife, Jean, for the last
two days. He wanted a second car. She wanted new livingroom furniture.
When Jethro left for grave shift duty that night, she had not even said
goodbye. They weren't speaking. Fine, he thought. No support at home
or at work.
Two nights previous Suggins had been removing a 200 hundred pound
constant speed drive (CSD) and generator with the help of little Airman
Henderson. J.P. had most of the weight and had slipped on some oil
before he could get it set down. The sudden lunge had given him a
pulled muscle or hernia or something and now his insides hurt from the
bottom of his chest to his naval. As a result, he figured he was dying
too, so what was there to be happy about?
It was with this attitude that he approached C-141 aircraft, 0006,
at the end of Charley ramp, adjacent to the active runway. It was a
partly cloudy April night. Stars peeked out from around mist and fog
and the smell of jet fuel or JP-4 was in the air. Every few minutes an
aircraft took off and the roar made normal conversation impossible.
Two engines had been changed on this bird and a 30 minute run would
be required to insure that there were no malfunctions. In short order,
J.P., Jim Coleman, Airman Henderson and Jay Eseltine had completed the
walk around, pre-run inspection and then gone thru the checklist for the
flight station switches. The massive C-141 Starlifter was half a
football field long and represented millions of the taxpayers dollars.
Brakes were set, rotating, red beacon lights on top & bottom of the
fuselage were energized and the tower was notified of and gave approval
for the aircraft run.
Soon Suggins was in the pilots seat, Coleman in the co-pilots seat,
Henderson on the flight engineers panel and Eseltine on the long ground
cord, in full view of any, outside of aircraft, dangers. Small, blue,
ground lights, about the size of grapefruit, bordered the taxiway in
about 20 ft intervals, while the active runway lights were red. Engines
were started and finally the inboards were brought to 3/4 power and left
there to test, by monitoring gages. Nothing much could be done, except
stare at the panel of lights, side, front and above. The multi colored
panel presented an eerie picture, like sitting in a running car at night
with ten times as many gages surrounding you, all lit up and drawing
your attention. Suggins should have been thinking of what was on the
gages, but instead he was still stewing about his problems. Let Coleman
look at the gages, he thought. He's got a duplicate set of them on his
side of the panel. Sometimes I wonder what's the use of it all he
thought. Why should I work so hard when the odds are against me?
Maybe I should just go out in a flash, he pondered, still in his
self defeating mood. Then maybe someone would notice. And then it hit
him. This aircraft run is just the answer. With the Air Force down on
me, Jean wanting to fight and me probably dying of some internal
bleeding problem, what's the use of going on? I've always wanted to fly
one of these things, but never had the guts to do it. I've flown it
lots of times in the aircraft simulator. Real life couldn't be that
much harder. Wasn't now the perfect time, since my life was about over
anyway? It would be so easy. All I have to do is tap the upper part of
the rudder pedals and off come the brakes and the aircraft would roll
toward the active runway and I'd be gone. Trouble is, Coleman is on the
right with the other half of the dual controls and he would reset the
brakes if I tried it, he reasoned. Perhaps if I send him away on some
silly diversion, by the time he returned it would be too late.
"Hey, Coleman!" J.P. barked. "How 'bout going back to the cargo
hold and checking the main reservoir pressure. My hydraulic gage
fluctuates every few minutes."
"Well, what do you know, he talks! I thought you were asleep or
dead. You've been brooding since you came on shift." Jim knew that
Suggins had not been himself. "My hydraulic gages have shown normal
readings, but keep your cap on, I need to stretch my legs anyway." Jim
started the 50 foot walk toward the cargo area and unplugged his
headset.
As soon as he was off the air, J.P. called to Eseltine on the long
cord. "Jay! Unplug and stand aside! Got an emergency! Going to power
with all four! Are you clear?"
Eseltine could hear the excitement in his voice, but knew better
that to ask questions in an emergency. "Unplugging and clear!"
Suggins watched Eseltine get out of the way and then slapped all
four engines to full power as he released the brakes. The aircraft
jumped like a racehorse released from the starting gates and
immediately ran over the large, wooden blocks in front of the tires.
The monstrous lunge of the aircraft threw Coleman to the cargo
floor and since he was not strapped in, he had trouble even standing,
let alone walking. "What the blazes is going on!" He attempted to make
it back to the flight station, but all he could do was grab the cargo
hold.
Adrenaline raced in J.P. & Eseltine stared. Henderson yelled.
The Starlifter screamed and screamed down the red light runway. It was
then that J.P. realized he'd forgotten one small point. He was taking
off directly into an aircraft that was landing. They were in an
accidental game of chicken and someone had to veer off or they would
meet head on.
There was no time for Suggins to back off. It would have to be the
other guy. The only way he could initially get away with this is by the
element of surprise. When the opposing aircraft finally realized what
was happening, he advanced throttles and pulled up, just above Suggins.
The roar of his passing shook J.P. and his captives and Suggins
continued down the runway at breakneck speed. Not quite like the
simulator, he thought. At the critical field length, our new pilot
pulled back on the yoke and to his elation the big bird lifted up and
flew. It banked and hesitated slightly so he moved the yoke to
compensate and brought up the landing gear. The ground quickly
disappeared below.
The whole incident had happened so fast that the "crew" on board
didn't know what to say at first. J.P. climbed to about 10,000 feet and
realized he'd forgotten one other small point. No one was a navigator
on board, he had no flight plan and had no idea where he was going.
We'll just do like the simulator he thought. I'll fly around the base
in a huge circle and engage the automatic pilot so that I can think of
what to do next. He leveled off, put the aircraft in the auto mode and
watched as the massive plane began to do big loops in the night sky.
Coleman finally made his way back to the flight deck when the
aircraft stabalized. He collapsed in the co-pilots seat, stared at
Suggins, who was grinning, and said, "Have you lost your mind? The Air
Force will fry you! You know I used to be part of a flight crew before
I cross trained into jets, but even I wouldn't attempt such a stunt!
Taking off is easy, but landing requires alot of skill and experience.
You and I are only engine run qualified, not even aircraft taxi
qualified. How do you expect to land this thing? Our only hope is to
get some instruction from the ground. I'll try to raise them on the
radio."
"We're gonna die! I know it! We're gonna die!" Quiet, little
Airman Henderson on the engineers panel had suddenly become a raving
maniac. "The emergency parachutes! It's our only answer! I've got to
find them!" Henderson stumbled back to the cargo area.
Suggins watched him go and said, "He's overreacting a tad, don't
you think?"
"Overreacting! What do you want him to do? Sit idly by and watch
us crash this thing?" The radio suddenly crackled before he could
respond.
"Aircraft 0006, this is McChord Tower."
"Roger, McChord Tower, go ahead," said Suggins, trying to remain
calm.
"Suggins, I can tell it's you. This is an old friend, formerly
SSgt Young, now Lieutenant Young. I was in the area and they asked me
to talk you down since we know each other." Young formerly was in jets
with J.P. but had gone to flight school to become a pilot.
"Hey, good to hear from you Young. Guess I got myself into a real
jam this time."
"I'll say. The Air Force has been authorized to shoot you down,
should you go over water. The only thing that saved you is that you are
over a populated area and they don't want to risk harming innocents.
Just follow my guidlelines and everything will be cool. I'm being told
what to tell you, since our conversation is being monitored by others.
You're even on the news. Cameras are pointed toward you and alot of
people want you safely on the ground. So far no ones been hurt and we
want to keep it that way. Uh Oh. Someone just leaped from the rear of
your aircraft."
It was then that Suggins noticed that the cargo pedal door open
light had illuminated. Henderson had bailed out, hopefully with his
parachute. J.P, closed the pedal door. "Do you see a chute opening,
Young?"
"Negative. He went straight down into a secluded, wooded area.
Maybe he couldn't get the chute to work. They're tricky if you don't
know how to use them. I could have briefed him if he felt that was the
only way out." Young's voice trailed off, obviously saddened.
"He told us he was going to look for the chutes but I never guessed
he'd jump without talking to us about it." For the first time, Suggins
began to regret having taken off and suddenly it wasn't fun anymore.
"Henderson was pretty shook up but I never thought he was that
desperate," Coleman said. "Not only that, but we've got another
problem. #2 engine is beginning to overtemp. It's one of the new ones
we just installed. Looks like some sort of internal failure. If we
don't shut it down soon, we're going to have a fire on our hands!"
Panic began to fill Jim's voice.
Flying a four-engine aircraft in perfect working order was hard
enough. Flying a crippled aircraft was even difficult for the most
experienced pilot. If #2 engine had to be shut down, so would #3
engine, since symmetrical or equal power must be maintained from each
wing.
"Temperature, continuing to rise dramatically! We got no choice
Suggins!" Coleman shutdown the inboard engines. The noise level began
to drop off along with the altitude.
We gotta get you down, NOW!" Young's peaceful tone was gone. "I
was going to give you a step by step procedure but there's no time for
that. Take the aircraft off autopilot and head toward the red runway
lights. Emergency vehicles are already there. I'll talk you thru it,
but remember you will get only ONE chance! Do it right the first time!"
Suggins began to sweat, despite the coolness of the flight cabin.
The Starlifter was rapidly losing altitude. Coleman assisted and
offered advice where he could but basically J.P. had to follow
instructions carefully or they would die. On final approach, the
landing gear was extended and it was all Suggins could do to keep the
aircraft level. He had done this all before in the flight simulator,
which he considered a big toy, but he had never done it with two of the
four engines shutdown. As he neared the ground, the Starlifter
shuddered from lack of power and the wind drag created by the extended
landing gear. Patches of fog drifted in and out of the red lights and
the air field was partly obscured, making visibility less than ideal.
He could see the flashing of the emergency vehicles below. Closer and
closer he approached on his do or die mission, pushing out fatalistic
thoughts from his mind, concentrating intently on the words of Young.
"Steady, steady. Doing fine. Right on glidepath. Only about
1,000 yards to go. 900...800... Bring up the nose a little. That's it.
700...600 Drifting off slightly, put it back. Good. 500...400...Bring
up the nose. Too much down attitude. Bring it up!
Suggins pulled on the yoke, but the power from the two surviving
engines was so weak that it wouldn't respond. He was tense, his
knuckles were white and he felt as if he were staring into the face of
death.
"200 yards! Pull up the nose, J.P! You're too steep! More
throttle! Pull on the yoke! 100 yards!"
Suggins pulled with all his might, Coleman on the opposite side,
pulling too, but it was to no avail. When the crippled aircraft hit the
ground, the nose wheel strut immediately sheared, causing the front of
the aircraft to drag in a shower of sparks, against the concrete. This
gave the C-141 no nosewheel steering and it veered off the runway, into
the grass at about 200 MPH. As the nose dug into the turf, the T-tail
of the Starlifter, raised up and over the nose, landing with tremendous
force upside down, the aircraft on its back and broken into pieces. It
skidded in circles for several hundred yards, ruptured the fuel tanks
and caught fire in a terrific explosion, finally coming to rest.
Suggins was disoriented, dizzy from being spun around. He pulled
wildly at his safety straps, trying to get free. Coleman was bleeding
profusely, the main flight station bulkhead having crushed his head and
torso. Red fire warning lights were flashing and beeping and the din
was so sickening that he had to shut it off. He pressed the off button.
No response. He tried again. Still the lights flashed. What was
wrong? Suddenly he was being shaken.
"Suggins! Suggins! I got all four engine fire warning lights
beeping and flashing on test and you're still sleeping!" Coleman kept
shaking. "First you were staring at the instrument panel and then you
were gone. What does it take to wake you up anyway?"
"Turn off those lights and kill that sound!" J.P. was shouting.
Coleman pressed the off button and the warning test ended. "J.P.
blinked and then stared. "Coleman, you're alive! Oh, I'm so sorry, I
didn't mean for you to get hurt. Henderson! You didn't jump! Oh,
thank God, but stay away from that cargo door!
"Suggins, I think you've got a short between the headsets. You're
not making a whole lot of sense here." Coleman looked genuinely
concerned. "Look, don't you remember? Just before you drifted off,
Henderson and I were talking to you about how easy it would be to tap
the top of the rudder pedals and release the brakes, then we could..."
"If either of you touch those rudder pedals, I'll break both your
legs!" Suggins was speaking in his most serious fashion. Henderson and
Coleman didn't say much to J.P. the rest of the night. The engine run
was completed and they kept to themselves. You just didn't mess with
J.P. when he got depressed.